Portsmouth is on the map

Famed for it's huge ice-cream cones', the biggest in town, everyone has to get one, a must have for any tourist.

How could you let Portsmouth go into administration ? Once it goes, there will be no return, like the miners', it will die its' death, are you men or mice? You better stand up for the plight of funds', yet again, another sea-side town will go under, losing it's trade and reputation.

We our the twins',and if you think I am bogus, go see how many bikers' turn-up for their ice-creams'.

I love you mum.