This can be turned into a big press story, generating lots' of publicity.

The Bigots' strike again.

Browns' Blunder

Rochesterdale Slumbers' into Brown's Blunder

Splash with the cash, Browns' Blunder Hurts' the jack-lumberer.

Clean cut Cameron, Smiles' at Browns' Blunder under the assumption that he will not go under.

Eastern Europeans' flood the British isles', as Britons', are enriched with sunshine smiles', lapping-up the eastern-European, cash-coast-shine and roast. Brown burnt his toast, speaking to the bigots' who made him roast.

Brown apologies' after bigot remarks', the coast is clear, after he dashes to his damsel in distress, he takes' his time, because of his crime.

Brown runs' with apology, to gain votes' after his naughty notes', when his micro-phone was switched on, after meeting the old folk of rochdale, who claimed subtle foreign rein.