My cat said, " This postman ! He keeps' posting letters' with a smack, walking through your garden fence. leaving you with a branded scent ! " My cat said, " Its ok, it's by way of force, not out of your own choice !" And my cat said, " It's ok, I don't wish for a stroke today, I'll stroke you with my t(r)ail, I'm on his tail ".

And My Cat said, " That posty is the hosty of British-smells', he is bigger then nelly's belly".