Cookery classes' and basic economics', should be an option, regardless of health and safety, if parents and children agree to participate and or learn these skills', at any pain and or accident cost, free from compensation and or other claim to injury, if they agree to opt for these classes', classes shouldn't be band on the sole principle of health and safety issues', if parents are willing to sign contracts' that are free from claim forms', whereby they are not allowed to make claims for injury of accident and or self harm, in the process of learning and or lecturing in any schools' who are willing to host such.

Cleaning should meet the same criteria standards as self caters and food-chains', children and or pupils should be required to clean up their mess.

And stop the emotional blackmail, or I'll shut the door, I'm not in fear of living alone, thank you.