And that, he meaning my mum's husband at the time, brought me a pair of trainers out of guilt, of a quick assault and that I had no other option to wear them, because I was issued a pair of shoes fit for an old lady, by means' of a child growing up in Europe with high fashion fever, there was little option, but that's fine because he says', sitting happy in my families flat, out of theft, that I am crazy, but that's fine.